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Pick-Up Lines

On a recent test in addition to their name IB Mathematics SL Students were asked to state their favorite (relatively clean) pick-up line.  It saddens me a bit to realize how quickly most students were able to respond to this request.  I also am disturned by the variety of these responses.  See for yourself:


  • Hey, Girlfiend!  You know what this t-shirt is made of?...Girlfriend material.
  • How much does a polar bear weigh?...Enough to break the ice between us.
  • I forgot something...your number.
  • Nice face.
  • (Empty Restaurant)  Can I sit here?  This place is packed!
  • Are you from Tennesse?  Because you are the only ten i see!
  • Hey baby, I can see myself in your eyes...I'm lookin' fiiiiine tonight!
  • You must be the square root of 2 because you make me feel so irrational.
  • I'm really good looking and so are you.
  • Hey baby, do you have an asbestos suit? Because I'm about to suffer symptoms of severe radiation posoning on account of the nuclear activity taking place as a result of your external body temperature.
  • I don't have one.  Girls have cooties.
  • Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
  • Are you a parking ticket?  You've got fine written all over you.
  • You are the only one for me, we will last forever just like infinity factorial will go on forever.
  • If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
  • I'm Justin Bieber.
  • (Out of concern for my job, I will omit this pick-up line....yikes!)
  • Is your name Campbells?  'Cuz you lookin' Mm-mm good!
  • It's always good to date winners.  I'm a Packer fan, so dating me is probably a good life decision.  (I considered omiting this line too.)
  • Can you tutor me in math?
  • Hey, I have all of Firefly on a DVD set, a sonic screwdriver and a passion for the supernatural.  Want to go debate over how Sherlock survived the Reichenbach fall?